Northeast Noir
4 Cinematic Reels Monthly — Delivered in 7 Days
Broadcast‑quality vertical video at social speed for DTC, SaaS, and music brands. No agency bloat, no scope creep.
$3,300/month • First month upfront • Option to roll into 3‑month retainer after delivery
Claim Your February Slot (3 Open • DTC/SaaS Priority)Membership – What You Get
Monthly production. Zero friction.
Short‑form built to sell in feeds, not sit in a portfolio.
- —Volume: 4 finished 15–30s vertical spots (Meta Ads, TikTok, Reels, Shorts)
- —Scale: 6–8 cutdowns (5–10s hooks, CTAs, variants for testing)
- —Quality: ProRes masters + H.264 exports, fully color‑graded and sound‑mixed
- —Extras: 6 custom thumbnails (PNG) for paid + organic
Total: 10+ polished assets every month for one flat fee.
Scope: 4 new concepts per month plus 6–8 performance cutdowns. Anything beyond this is quoted as a separate project.
Process
From Link to Launch in 7 Days
Input
Email a product link and goals (e.g., "Retargeting UGC for skincare, women 25–35").
Sprint
15‑minute alignment call (mood, music, DOs/DON'Ts) → full production sprint.
Scale
Assets delivered via shared folder in 7 days. After first month, decide on 3‑month run.
*Revisions: Clear brief = strong first pass. Minor tweaks (<10 min) free. New concepts +$800/video.
Industries
Built for These Worlds
DTC Fashion & Beauty
Thumb‑stopping ad creative and social drops
Tech & SaaS Launches
Product explainers, founder pieces, feature reels
Music Visuals
Release promos, live clips, cinematic visualizers
Proof
Real Brands, Real Results
InnovationSynergy.ai
"Northeast Noir's cinematic videos elevated our AI campaigns and made complex product stories easy to share. ROAS up 2.8x on retargeting."
— Founder, InnovationSynergy.ai
Why Northeast Noir
- —Faster than studios, sharper than UGC mills. 7‑day monthly turnaround
- —Performance‑minded creative. Built for scroll behavior and paid testing
- —Fixed scope, flat rate. No usage fees, no endless back‑and‑forth
ROI Calculator
See Your Potential Return
This calculator shows potential returns based on your current ad spend and expected performance lift. Actual results vary by industry, creative quality, and campaign strategy.
Payment
Your Choice:
Option 1: $825 Deposit (25%)
Start with a risk-free trial month—no commitment.
- —Lock your spot immediately
- —No guarantee on this option
- —Balance $2,475 due before delivery
Option 2: $3,300 Full Payment Upfront
- —100% RISK-FREE GUARANTEE
- —Full refund if not thrilled
- —Assets delivered after payment clears
- —IP stays with Northeast Noir LLC until final approval
- —If you're not thrilled after first delivery, you get a full refund and agree not to use the assets.
10 finished vertical ads + 6 thumbnails either way.
Serious brands pay full for guarantee.
Why full payment for guarantee?
Covers production time and keeps the guarantee clean: if it doesn't feel like a step-change for your brand, you get your money back and we both walk away.
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